All Hell has broken loose.

OK, that is an exaggeration, but the last few days have been excitingly busy and very weird. There are so many things that I need to write about, that they have to be broken down into multiple posts. Moreover, I am still running about in a frenzied fashion, so the posts will be trickled in over the next week or so. You have the following events to look forward to reading about:

• Simon and I bought a concrete boat named Julie Anne II. I had already intended to write about our forays into the world of concrete boats (and a trip to Grimsby). Now it will be a central piece as this long, strange path has culminated in our yacht, to be renamed Polar Bear. We also met the only surveyor in all the land (literally) of concrete boats. But at least we have our yacht now, full stop (thanks to some awesome haggling skills)!
  
• We dumped Sharinda, who turned out to be a dirty, rotten whore.
  
• Simon and I have moved to Wales (temporarily).
• We spent the night on Wednesday in a real haunted castle.
• We got arrested and highway robbed. (Really, we did!)
  
• We went to Birmingham. It was like Detroit, so we decided to leave Birmingham.
• I've learned to drive in the UK and I've even mastered roundabouts.
  

As you can see, we've been busy. I can't wait to tell you all about it.

Cheers!